Before you scar a second grader for life by explaining to her why “She had boobs,” is not really an appropriate sentence for her grammar homework, make sure that second “b” is not an attempt at a cursive “k.”
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Wise children know that quantifying things can sometimes improve the situation:
Me: I am so confused I don’t even know how confused I am!!
Child: Want me to guess?
Me: [pause] Um, sure.
Child: A trillion and a hundred!
Me: Yes! Exactly! How did you know?!
If you wish to see footwear thrown, sing the song, “Shoo, Fly, Don’t Bother Me,” in front of your four year-old.
Parenthood requires an honest reframing of one’s spiritual beliefs. Nirvana is reached in that brief moment when the dirty clothes hamper and clean clothes laundry basket are both empty. Nirvana is short-lived, if not unattainable.