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Parenting Tip of the Day:

IMG_8522When storing valuables in a locker, make sure to lock it.  Otherwise, one of said valuables may try to escape leaving other valuables vulnerable to theft.

 

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Parenting Tip of the Day:

Wise children know that quantifying things can sometimes improve the situation:

Me: I am so confused I don’t even know how confused I am!!

Child: Want me to guess?

Me: [pause] Um, sure.

Child: A trillion and a hundred!

Me: Yes!  Exactly!  How did you know?!

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Parenting Tip of the Day:

Looking for new and unusual ways your child can scare the bejeebers out of you?  Buy her some new soap crayons then leave the bathroom for a minute.  Much cheaper and more time efficient than watching Amityville Horror:

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Parenting Tip of the Day:

flying shoe does not equal shooing fly!

If you wish to see footwear thrown, sing the song, “Shoo, Fly, Don’t Bother Me,” in front of your four year-old.

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Parenting Tip of the Day:

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Always get all your ducks in a row — even (especially) when you are in a crappy place.

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Parenting Tip of the Day:

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Some friends are more compliant than other friends, and conversation is overrated.

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Parenting Tip of the Day:

Parenthood requires an honest reframing of one’s spiritual beliefs.  Nirvana is reached in that brief moment when the dirty clothes hamper and clean clothes laundry basket are both empty.  Nirvana is short-lived, if not unattainable.

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