Before you scar a second grader for life by explaining to her why “She had boobs,” is not really an appropriate sentence for her grammar homework, make sure that second “b” is not an attempt at a cursive “k.”
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Trying to draw this on your cat’s foot (ok, both cats’ feet) is not a good reason to miss a return call from the pediatrician explaining why the injection site of your chid’s vaccine is swollen (even if drawing on the cats’ feet got the child to stop crying for a minute). Really. For really reals.
Thank goodness for procreation; without out it I’d have no education:
Me: [watching fireworks with the child] Sometimes I like to pretend they might rain down on my head, you?
Child: No. I don’t like to pretend that anything made of fire is going to land on my head.