Parenting Tip of the Day:

Accept when you are no longer the PUN-defeated champion:

Me: Ha! LolliPUP!  A lollipop that tastes like dogs.

Child: How about a lollipop that tastes like daddas: a lolliPAPA.

Pre-Dawn Haikus to my Cat

I

Waking to the sound
Of cat vomit better than
Finding it with toes

II

Sweet cat thanks for not
Vomiting on the carpet
Oh wait we have none

III

I’m awake now cat
And writing haikus you jerk
Daytime vomit please